First things first: one of my greatest achievements is having screened the entire series of Friends in chronological order. After Friends, it's the center splits followed by the ability to chop vegetables really quickly. About 82% of the time, I'm using a boarding pass as a bookmark, and I read every day. Four of my six radio presets are occupied by public radio. I'm a cheerful abider of posted speed limits and firmly believe everything in life is better when it's done slower. Roy G Biv is my boyfriend. (JK, heya Eric.) My go-to karaoke song is Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa. I’m a competitive pole dancer and I have the biceps to prove it. I’m currently calling Minneapolis home, and have been having a thrilling time decorating my 70's attic loft, one velvet chair at a time. And, oh yeah, I'm a formally educated and professionally trained portrait photog who thinks business is best conducted over a cheese plate and bottle of red.

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I want to know what your favorite picnicking combo is along with what we’re shooting. Any useless trivia or dad jokes are a warmly welcomed bonus.