Hello, Archie! >> Family W

Dear Archie,

Gueeeess what. You’re still new here, so I won’t hold it against you that you may not know. BUT. You happen to have some of the coolest cats around (figuratively + literally) for parents, and you are so hashtagblessed to wind up as the newest member of this family. I know you’re busy figuring out how to be a lil human, but I expect that in a few years you’ll come to realize I’m speaking nothing but the truth. TTFN, buddy! Keep working on the growing business—it’s tough stuff, but I know you’ll get the hang of it soon.